{"product_id":"crystals-cant-fix-stupid","title":"Crystals Can't Fix Stupid","description":"Dark, witchy, and a little sarcastic — this glossy kiss-cut sticker shows a crescent moon, sparkling crystals, and the cheeky line “Crystals can’t fix stupid.” It fits right on laptops, journals, water-bottle-style flat surfaces, or your altar box to add a touch of moonlit humor. The deep night-sky background and warm gold tones give it a vintage mystic vibe that complements tarot decks, crystal collections, and cottagecore setups. Use it to mark your belongings, spark a laugh, or quietly announce your brand of no-nonsense spirituality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy paper finish with scratch-resistant surface\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant eco-solvent inks for bright, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e- Available in white or transparent backing, four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, smooth, bubble-free application (not waterproof)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":55654006620233,"sku":"18579099869650804068","price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":55654006653001,"sku":"88487834526000770005","price":5.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":55654006685769,"sku":"27439333837831223480","price":6.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1399\/4569\/files\/8252161230977505353_1200.jpg?v=1777058165","url":"https:\/\/xguzmn-qs.myshopify.com\/products\/crystals-cant-fix-stupid","provider":"Mostly Zen, Occasionally Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}