{"product_id":"square-pillow-a-wise-woman-once-said-fuck-this-shit","title":"Square Pillow - A Wise Woman Once Said, 'Fuck This Shit!'","description":"This square poly canvas pillowcase brings a cheeky, unapologetic voice to living rooms and bedrooms. The bold lettering and warm accent heart read like a private rallying cry — equal parts sass and relief — for anyone ready to close a chapter and move forward. The fine-weave polyester canvas keeps the print crisp and the surface soft to the touch, while the double-sided design ensures the message reads from every angle. Slip it over your existing cushion to add instant personality to a sofa, reading nook, or bedside. It’s the kind of accent that starts conversations, earns knowing smiles, and quietly marks the moment someone chose themselves.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted with vibrant, fade-resistant inks on both sides, the cover fits standard square inserts (insert not included). A concealed zipper keeps the look seamless while making removal simple for occasional cleaning.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% polyester canvas with a fine weave for a soft, textured feel\u003cbr\u003e- Double-sided vibrant print for clear, bright design on both faces\u003cbr\u003e- Concealed white metal zipper for a smooth, finished edge\u003cbr\u003e- Colorfast printing using advanced techniques to prevent fading\u003cbr\u003e- Pillow insert sold separately\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, mild detergent \u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"16\" × 16\"","offer_id":55651684810825,"sku":"20971382433322282051","price":21.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"18\" × 18\"","offer_id":55651684843593,"sku":"10710692268904771787","price":23.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"20\" × 20\"","offer_id":55651684876361,"sku":"26305812684266572731","price":25.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1399\/4569\/files\/168606647142437699_2048.jpg?v=1776934355","url":"https:\/\/xguzmn-qs.myshopify.com\/products\/square-pillow-a-wise-woman-once-said-fuck-this-shit","provider":"Mostly Zen, Occasionally Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}