{"product_id":"this-is-definitely-not-coffee","title":"This is Definitely Not Coffee","description":"A playful, glossy kiss-cut sticker that reads “This is definitely NOT COFFEE.” in bold vintage lettering, paired with a cheeky wine glass illustration. The distressed black-and-red design brings a retro, bar-sign vibe — perfect for laptops, journals, water bottles (indoors), and notebooks. It sticks down smoothly and resists scratches, so the message stays loud and clear through daily use. Choose a white or transparent border and one of four sizes to suit your surface. This sticker lands with a wink: for evenings at the kitchen counter, wine nights with friends, or anyone who enjoys a little irreverent humor in their everyday items.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy, scratch-resistant finish for lasting shine\u003cbr\u003e- Durable 100% vinyl with strong permanent acrylic adhesive\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, eco-solvent printed colors — bright and eye-catching\u003cbr\u003e- Quick, bubble-free application; available in four sizes\u003cbr\u003e- White or transparent backing options; PNG-ready kiss-cut format\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"2\" × 2\" \/ White","offer_id":55651380985929,"sku":"28317924470145016569","price":4.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"3\" × 3\" \/ White","offer_id":55651381018697,"sku":"19492534010073143761","price":5.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"4\" × 4\" \/ White","offer_id":55651381051465,"sku":"16951558990230353969","price":6.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"6\" × 6\" \/ White","offer_id":55651381084233,"sku":"19017807809900354258","price":7.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0950\/1399\/4569\/files\/14567885912294490215_1200.jpg?v=1776920405","url":"https:\/\/xguzmn-qs.myshopify.com\/products\/this-is-definitely-not-coffee","provider":"Mostly Zen, Occasionally Feral","version":"1.0","type":"link"}