A cheeky, witchy sticker that speaks blunt truth. This glossy kiss-cut vinyl design pairs warm gold tones and playful celestial icons with bold type: “Mercury’s not in retrograde, you’re just an asshole.” It’s small, durable, and made to brighten up laptops, journals, water bottles, or any flat indoor surface where a little sarcastic magic belongs. The finish catches the light, the colors stay vivid, and the easy, bubble-free application means it looks crisp from the moment you stick it down. Created for folks who love astrology aesthetics and sharp humor, it adds personality and attitude to everyday gear.
Product features - Glossy, scratch-resistant paper finish for a shiny look - Durable 100% vinyl with strong acrylic adhesive for long-lasting indoor use - Eco-solvent inks for vivid, true-to-design colors - Kiss-cut format — requires transparent PNG artwork; available in white or clear options - Available in four sizes with quick, bubble-free application
Care instructions - Use a soft, clean and dry cloth to gently brush any dust or dirt off from the center of the sticker outwards.
